WOAH REMEMBER THESE??

Waaay back in the day when people traded, those of us with some tenure in the league will fondly (I can only assume) remember these little trade reviews, so in the spirit of give-a-shit-ery, I am bringing these back too.

March 2, 2023

River City Fightin’ Margs receives 1B/DH Vinnie Pasquantino

Lakehurst Leviathans receives SS Willy Adames

Vinnie Pasquantino – 1B/DH Kansas City Royals

25 years old

2022 stats – .383 OBP (298 PAs) / 10 HR / 26 RBI / 1 SB / 25 R / 34:35 K:BB ratio

Ol’ Italian Breakfast himself quietly had a nice finish to the 2022 season with KC. This guy has elite patience at the plate with good power numbers despite playing half his games at Kaufmann Stadium (unless it’s something like Verizon Wireless Stadium or some dumb shit now) and while Vinnie is unlikely to contribute any speed numbers (9 steals in 3 minor league seasons) he should be quite impactful in most of our scoring categories.

Willy Adames – SS Milwaukee Brewers

27 years old

2022 Stats – .298 OBP (617 PAs) / 31 HR / 98 RBI / 8 SB / 83 R

Willy had a breakout year as well with over 30 dongs and nearly 100 ribs for the Brewers and those figures ranked him 2nd and 3rd respectively among all SS in baseball last year. Insider information showed that the acquiring team has zero shortstops on the roster so said team felt it necessary to, ya know, have one. This is the second time Lakehurst has picked up Adames, the other time being “back in the day” from the previous commish.

Winner – Everyone and No One

Cop out answer – If you listen to Greg anyway – no one does – but this was a smart fantasy decision for both managers. Lakehurst was headless at the position and PROBABLY bought high on a career season from Adames but dealt from a position of depth. The Margs pick up a rising star on a sharp upward trajectory poised to have a breakout season of his own.

Actual winner – The Margs. You want to look at who the best player in the deal is and while I could see someone saying Willy might be since Vinnie needs to prove it over a full season, it’s more likely that Pasquantino has more staying power in fantasy circles.

April 2, 2023

Queensboro FC receives RF/DH Giancarlo Stanton

River City Fightin’ Margs receives CF Corbin Carroll

Giancarlo Stanton – RF/DH New York Yankees

33 years old

2022 stats – .297 OBP (452 PAs) / 31 HR / 78 RBI / 0 SB / 53 R

Stanton is a fantastic fantasy asset when he is healthy, which he rarely is. He provides power and RBI numbers that should make any manager happy. Typically provides elite OBP numbers – I believe last year was an outlier – and should score buckets of runs in the Yankee offense when/if he’s healthy. I assume Queensboro believes he will be.

Corbin Carroll – CF Arizona Diamondbacks

22 years old

2022 stats – .330 OBP (115 PAs) / 4 HR / 14 RBI / 13 Runs / 2 SB

Obviously, the numbers from last season’s small sample size don’t do justice to the type of player Carroll is. The #1 or #2 prospect in all of baseball (depending on where you look) has elite speed and should provide above average numbers across the board hitting near the top of the Arizona lineup.

Winner – The Margs

And this reviewer doesn’t think it’s particularly close. Stanton has played over 100 games just twice since 2018 and is in his age 33 season while Carroll is just 22 and should provide comparable numbers for the next decade plus versus the few years Stanton may have left.

No, silly, not THAT kind of farm! WAAAAY back in the day someone (Greg? Odom maybe?) did a little review of sorts on each club’s minor league stable. Now, this is a far deeper dive since back then we only had an 8 player minimum (this was in 2017) but maybe not because T only had 6 (Judge as a prospect!) but Odom had 10 because of his high minors obsession and constantly rotating team.

That said, consider this an editorial. The guidelines I’m going to use are two-fold. I did consider MLB dot com’s rankings but heavily factored in the rankings from Fantrax, since they are geared specifically for fantasy. Obviously, this is MY opinion and mine alone and if you don’t like it write your own fucking content.

These are done in no particular order, just however I felt like doing them. Keep in mind, Fantrax ranks 400 prospects while MLB only ranks 100, which is why you’re going to see a LOT of not ranked (NR) on the list.

Editor’s note: I put the prospects lists together sometime in mid-late February so if they’re not 100% accurate, that’s why. I ain’t got all day to stay on top of everyone’s constantly changing lists.

Silverton Sluggers

Edouard Julien

Hashtag Analysis: Well, this is certainly one way to put together an inaugural prospect pool. Given the talent available, the Sluggers went with more current players during their startup draft and only time will tell how that will pan out. There are some interesting names at the top. I’m a big fan of Edouard Julien and his 20/20 potential. Jordan Westburg looks to be legit and a big part of the O’s resurgence. Then there’s the ever present Tyler Soderstrom who I feeeel like I’ve been hearing about since 2010 but hasn’t debuted yet still sticks around on these lists. Looking down, there’s a few other names that maybe have lost some prospect luster, like Campusano and Suarez. One may ponder if Mathias and Fairchild are there just to fulfill the minor league requirement,

Overall Grade: D+

While this may seem a bit harsh, the absence of a legitimate top flight prospect and some questionable unranked players means this group needs some work.

Barnegat Banana Slugs

Hashtag Analysis: The Slugs have been home to many exciting prospects over the life of the league (Vladdy & Bo most recently) and this year is no different. While some of their top prospects are unlikely to debut this year, there is definitely a bright future in Barnegat. Jackson Chourio is a fast riser up prospect charts at just 18 years old as is Eury Perez at just 19 years old and we know the Marlins have been a pitching factory lately. Peraza and Mervis look poised to make an impact in 2023 for their respective clubs. After the top 5, there’s a LITTLE drop-off with some also-rans in the prospect world. Is Austin Martin a guy? Will Kristian Robinson EVER resolve his visa issues? Hunter Bishop is still floating around? I’ll admit that Sasaki was a sneaky good add when the rules allowed for it so there’s some pitching reinforcements on the way in a league where pitching can often be king.

Overall Grade: B+

The top end of their minor league system has a very high ceiling that makes up for the back end’s minor shortcomings.

Queensboro FC

Hastag Analysis: We all know how well Mikey T is DIALED IN to the prospect world. Obviously the big name here is Corbin Carroll, someone yours truly was into several seasons ago. But, he’s in Queens now and is poised to light MLB on fire and is arguably the most exciting prospect since J-Rod. But, after Corbin, there’s Austin Wells and then some big question marks. Yorke seems be lost in Boston, Hall might be a bullpen guy and Baz is recovering from TJ so reinforcements might be a bit off if the major league product fails to deliver on the field.

Overall Grade: C-

I can’t go lower because of Corbin Carroll but the remainder of the group lacks excitement.

Ocean Gate Fishing Club

Hashtag Analysis: In keeping up with my back and forth between MEH farm systems and good ones, we turn our attention to Ocean gate. Things are exciting at the top with several guys ready to make an immediate impact. Is this the time a Colorado prospect works out? G-Rod might be set up with an innings limit in 2023 but they could be seriously useful innings. Gavin Williams has quietly climbed rankings and could debut this year. The back end could use some work, and they’re a little short on the total, but I like where this group sits entering the season.

Overall Grade: B

The only thing keeping this from being an A is the very back end being a bit underwhelming and a little short handed.

Toms River Swamp Rats

Hashtag Analysis: So, if you’ll recall earlier in the article (and I know you read all of them not just your own team) I kinda came down on one of the n00bs for their minor leaguers. This group here, uh, needs some work. (I’m trying to be nice) but this is basically Jasson Dominguez. Valera and Cavalli were once on a more upward trend but have quietly plateaued since. Garrett Mitchell could still be a thing and Pepiot could be somewhat useful but after that the dropoff is significant. The consensus is pretty much out on Hancock and Sixto and the rest have lost their luster quite some time ago. I GUESS Pearson could be a guy one day should he get and stay healthy. Sugano will likely never pitch stateside.

Overall Grade: F

We have 15 minor league roster spots and this largely starts and stops at Jasson Dominguez.

Lakehurst Leviathans

Hastag Analysis: I’m going to try to be objective here (HA!) but after years of losing, the prospects have finally started to pay off. While this group doesn’t boast several top fives like it did last year, this is still a strong group highlighted by Druw Jones. Casas looks to make an immediate impact on the scoresheets. After that, some injury risks follow and a big “when will he be a guy” like Luciano it does get a little lighter towards that back with another recent struggler like Leiter. No, this is probably not the best group out there, but it’s sure as heck not bad to look at.

Overall Grade: A-

With only one unranked prospect, the list goes 14 deep from MLB (and that doesn’t include Gabriel Moreno that I was too lazy to add another row for and whom has apparently graduated from lists but not rookie limits but WHATEVER) the only real risk besides obvious prospect busts is some concerning injuries near the top.

East Coast Mambas

Hashtag Analysis: I have some mixed feelings about this group of misfit toys from the Mambas. Up top, there are some quality names like Marte, PCA and Ford. Go towards the bottom and you’ve got some names who might not ever amount to anything and whom have lost some considerable prospect shine like Puason, Whitley and Waters. AWFUL LOT OF CUBS THOUGH RYAN. But, some sneaky good names in the middle of the group though with Dustin Harris and Owen Caissie making a splash recently.

Overall Grade: B-

A very strong top six makes up for a questionable back end.

Big Red Machine

Hashtag Analysis: Our second newcomer on this list went prospect heavy early and often and sure made this a fun list to review. HOTLY -probably- debated whether or not Gunnar is #1 or #2 makes little difference as he is as exciting as it gets. They selected five top 10 players on the MLB dot com page and six in the top 26 for Fantrax with several more recently debuted or soon to debut players. We all know every prospect works out so this could be an entire team to reckon with for quite a few years.

Overall Grade: A

Ryan #2 (sorry, actual Ryan was here first) paid close attention to the future during the dispersal draft and put together arguably the strongest group in the league.

River City Fightin’ Margs

Hashtag Analysis: I hate that I have to say nice things about Lobman. Ok, to be fair, I don’t have to say anything nice about HIM, he’s a prick nice enough guy. But he knows how to build a farm system. He’s got guys ready to contribute now like Walker, Senga and Vargas, guys ready to post numbers soon enough like Baty and Harrison and guys who will probably be stars down the road like Green and Elly.

Overall Grade: A

From top to bottom, there’s not a name to scoff at. We all know that every prospect works out, so this could be a dominant team for years.

Grandpa’s Team

Hashtag Analysis: Until Keith takes a few seconds to do, well anything in the way of naming the team, it’s just “Grandpa’s Team” but he also seems to have paid some attention to those darn kids that are constantly on his lawn field. He’s got some fast risers like Carter and potential #1 prospect as soon as next year in James Wood. Connor Norby is often overlooked in a deep Baltimore system but he should not be ignored. Royce Lewis might play one of these days, I guess.

Overall Grade: A-

Another who paid close attention during the dispersal draft, this group is set up nicely for the future.

Though it never really went away, we’re back for 2023 and with it brings in the winds of change, like it usually does. But relax, there isn’t going to be anything radical.

Dispersal Draft

This is going to be the most “off the wall” thing but none of the people who might accidentally read this will be affected. Since we lost both Seans to retirement and my repeated failed attempts to replace Rojo, I have tried once again to refill the coffers and I think I have this time. For reals.

The rules of the draft are simple. The three new owners, whom I’ll detail in another post down the road, will be put into a draft room with all three departed team’s players plus available free agents. They will refill their own rosters to the max and once completed (ALLEGEDLY on Wednesday that happens) all remaining players will go on waivers and transactions will be open again, including trades.

Every other team’s players will be locked as keepers and show in the draft room as picks. These can be viewed now (right??) and yes, I took the time to KINDA place them where they’d be taken if you picked the team fresh. No, it’s not perfect. Gausman in the 4th and Trout in the 5th ain’t right but you’ll get where I was going with it.

Complete Games

Or rather, the new lack of them. I did some digging and have already detailed most, if not all of you, why they are going away. If you forgot, long story short, they almost never impacted a matchup in the 5 years of data I looked through. Yes, I did literally look at every matchup the last 5 years. It was something like 2% of the time. To the ether they go. I’m not going to replace them with anything since we can’t be adults about it. The lack of a new category will impact the week to week as much as complete games ever did so IN REALITY there’s no change to scoring. Let’s just say that and move on.

First Year Player Drafts (FYPD/Rookie Drafts)

YES, these are coming back! As we get closer to them, I’ll detail them much further but for now, some basic reminders.

These will now become only once per year, prior to the next season. These will resume for February 2024 and take place in the group me chat (or side chat) as it used to. You’ll have 3 picks, which can be traded starting immediately after the dispersal draft this season should you so desire.

Order is determined by lottery for the non-playoff teams, then reverse order of finish. So while you can trade these picks right away, you won’t know their actual position until October-ish.

As it was in the past, you’ll have to drop prospects (or anyone really) to accommodate incoming draftees, as long as you have the league minimum of 15.

Divisions

Yeah, they’re gone. As if anyone cares or noticed.

Final Thoughts

For now, anyway.

I can honestly say this is the most excited I have been for a season in AWHILE. Sure, COVID sapped some life and a few owners being….less active, let’s say did not help. But this is the the start of a new beginning for the Backyard, and I can’t wait to see what the future holds.

Holy crap two posts in one week?!

Quite. It’s real. Baseball has returned as has the Backyard and maybe even this blog? Formal announcements for a few things that you probably already know about.

The Rumors of the Retirement of Mikey T Have Been Greatly Exaggerated

As you’re all very well aware, I have used my wonderful skills of persuasion (how else would I have so many kids if I didn’t, amirite?) and we will see the return of Mikey T to the league after a brief, self-imposed “timeout” of sorts. Not only is he back, but I have secured the Isotopes also be returned to him by the graciousness of “The New Guy” Chris who will “definitely be in the chat” this year. And I have unceremoniously removed my second failed attempt at a brother in the league again and Chris will run that team.

Universal DH

Now that the National League has implemented the DH rule FINALLY, we will do the same. Starting this year, one of our utility spots will be converted into a DH spot. I have also reduced eligibility carry-over to 15 games so more are eligible to be placed there right away, with more quickly following once games get underway.

Killing Off Complete Games

JUST KIDDING

Prize Money!

You read that right. Sean CLAIMS to have pitched the idea before but I didn’t exactly have to convince anyone so DID HE?? ANYWAY…this year, it’ll be $20 of “dues” if you will. Half of that will go to Fantrax to pay for the site and half will go 100% to the winner of the Backyard Bracket. If it goes well, we can look into increasing it in 2023 if I have time to address that instead of saving the league AGAIN. The easiest way will be to send it to me since Fantrax wants to charge per transaction, (it’s 50 cents but come on) so I can pay it in one shot. And the prize money will be held via the Fantrax Treasurer that pays out automatically to the winner, so there’s no chance the shit bag commissioner runs off with it. The easiest way would be to Venmo it to me (@monkees19) and I’ll take it from there.

That’s…all for now? Stop making me do stuff and you won’t have to read these. Maybe WEEKLY RECAPS make a return? We. shall…see.

-Shane

Perhaps I might be the only excited person but ask me if I care. I’m gonna be so excited that it’s gonna rub off, just watch. I do want to glaze over a few things as things return to the “new normal” in The Backyard as discussed in the off-season.

Return of Pre-COVID Bench

During the previous two seasons, we had an extended bench to account for the whole COVID thing in lieu of a larger IR/IL/DL/WHATEVER. Since we all know the pandemic is 100% over, the Backyard is going to drop two bench spots heading into 2022. This will go into effect April 1st but feel free to make those cuts early. That’s just when I will make the change and anything after will make the roster illegal.

Fantrax Fee

I was very diligent this off-season trying to find an alternative to Fantrax and I just couldn’t find an acceptable one that would fit all of our league needs. Many had features but lacked out scoring format. Others would do it, but not allow the customization we need. Of the three most popular scoring formats, ours is less popular than points or roto so until something else emerges, Fantrax it is. And since we are a premium league, it does come with a cost that I have not been able to circumvent a third time. This $10 per person fee can be paid directly on the Fantrax site/app, not to me. There’s a deadline on the app, probably.

Everything Else

Honestly, not much. You’re free to make trades and free agent acquisitions as needed and as always. If there are any further concerns, ya’ll know where to reach me.

*……by witch i mean bitch, perhaps it autocorrected cuz i’m doing this BY PHONE

SPECIAL REPORT from Seattle….

Fucks sake, it’s been nearly a year since I wrote one of these things and boyyyy do I not miss it and boyyy do I regret attempting this on a phone but it’s happening now and BOYYYY WHATTA YEAR it has been. ~Backyard~ bitching is probably near an ATH, I can’t quite quantify that because I’ve all but stopped looking at the chat (honestly how much covid content can you fucking cram in there MIKE). Overall engagement with the league seemingly ebbing and flowing team by team, to the point where Rojo and I didn’t find out Mikey T had quit until like 3 weeks later (Rojo has since also quit). And yet….the league….trudges on. Have there been some great storylines? MAYBE. Mikey T quitting like the undersized little leaguer he’s always been is kinda fun, Shane’s worst to first routine is nice to see. Brian getting trounced in the playoffs ALWAYS a welcome sight. Have there been some trades? I think so. Our noble commissioner really wouldn’t want me digging too deep into this Nolan Arenado fiasco I know that much. Am I now in the BCS and writing this just to take some cheapshots at all of you LOSERS that aren’t? Almost certainly. Let’s recap the year as concisely as possible shall we? Cuz I’ve got an “Underground Tour” in like 90 mins….

THE 2021 SEASON ….. What can I say about this season that hasn’t already been said? Literally anything, because the blog has withered and died like so many of our hopes and dreams. Shane valiantly attempted a Power Rankings 5 weeks in, and it’s possible the Weekly and All Time Records are somewhat accurate, but other than that we got not a lot. The Power Rankings DO show the two eventual BCS-bound squads in the top 3 so that’s a nice time capsule. The Margs at number one but we SAW how they went out now didn’t we (I beat them. is how.) Ultimately this whole thing is like a nice time capsule now isn’t it. Let’s do some quick hits:

Favorite 2021 Backyard Storyline: LAKEHURST LEVIATHANS

Hard not to get at least a lil bit misty-eyed about the slow buildup of the Lakehurst Leviathans run to the numero uno seed here. This is a team that was 3-8 in that sham of a 2020 season but also 6-12 in ‘19, 2-16 in ‘18, 3-14-1 in ‘17. SHANE HAS ALWAYS BEEN REALLY BAD AT THIS. And now for the first time he’s really been pretty good at this, this season, and it’s just a shame people haven’t been more supportive of that. The Leviathans have gotten a helluva rookie year out of Jonathan India and StarMar has stolen a buncha bags and Zack Wheeler has been really good and aside from that I’m not sure how they’ve done it folks. When Shane lost (so very often) he didn’t lose the lesson, I guess. THE DALAI LAMA LOOK HIM UP

Runner-Up Fave Story: All the quittings. So longggg suckerrrrrs (also maybe save a seat on the bus outta here for me and my trophy)

Runner-Up to the Runner-Up Fave Story: Doch’s reign of terror finally coming to an end. It was a great 2.5 season run Doch, but go fuck yourself. Truly.

2021 BACKYARD AWARDS (poorly researched):

MVP: Shohei Ohtani (Bashers) – He’s been ridiculous and I enjoyed the idea of him languishing away on Rojo’s team, surrounded by empty roster slots.

Cy Young: Adam Wainwright (‘Topes) – Could very easily also give this to Ohtani but SOMEHOW Wainwright has been really good and twirled 3 CGs and so TECHNICALLY the rating system has him higher. And let’s let the old guy have it. And look how these two guys are on teams with new ownership, THIS LEAGUE IS GONNA DO JUST FINE.

ROY: Jonathan India (Leviathans) – I mean I just ASSUME, they’re in the BCS after all.

PLAYOFFS REVIEW AND BCS PREVIEW

I wouldn’t want to spend too much time devoted to the LOSERS of these earlier rounds cuz really this is all about me and Shane. But the earlier rounds had to happen first so let’s have at it…

ROUND ONE REVIEW

The Leviathans and Bears sat back with their byes and watched the Banana Slugs get absolutely TROUNCED by the league’s reigning champeens, 10.5 – 3.5. Chalk this up as another season when the Slugs SURELY felt they had a top team but were surely wrong. The Margs and OGFC played a far tighter one, ending in a 7-7 draw when uhhh Bradley Zimmer or some shit couldn’t do enough in the Sunday night game (to be fair it sounds like a lot was being asked of him). Margs move on as the higher seed and we are on to the semis….

ROUND TWO REVIEW

Here’s where it gets fun you guys. First let’s get it out of the way, yea yea I stomped out the Fightin Margs and GOOD fuck them. If i were to say something nice I would say it’s impressive that Mike’s squad always seems to get at least one dub in the playoffs and that shows some genuine uhhh fantasy baseball team constructing chops? (not something you’d want to put on a Tinder profile) But also a few of those playoff victories have come at my own expense and so….yanno….fuck them.

MORE FUN THAN THAT was the Lakehurst Leviathans defeating the Lacey Township BackdoorSliderz HANDILY, 11.5-2.5. Again I remind you, while Doch was on his 2.5 year reign of terror as back-to-back-to-halfback champion of this league Shane’s squad was putting together last place-type finishes and just looking generally bad. And now it’s 2021 and the world is irreparably damaged and the Leviathans are ROLLIN BAYBAY. As for Doch, what can I really say about him that hasn’t already been said no matter how horrible. Things that even the people he thinks “love” him (if such a creature could truly warrant love) say behind his back, and often. Ultimately the BDSliderz put together one truly dominant season in 2019 but managed to sandwich championships around that season as the 6 seed in both the 2018 and the (barely worth actually counting) 2020 seasons and that is something that he can cling to on cold and lonely nights (of which I’m sure there are many). The injury bug may have bit a bit too hard this season, or maybe he got LUCKY to sneak into the playoffs in 2018 and then LUCKY to find a trade partner so willing to build up his fellow Sean’s roster. Or maybe it’s alway a bit of a luck/skill hybrid where it’s tough to tell which had more to do with it. Like poker or drunk driving. ANYWHO rest in piss, Butt Sliderz (plz note: IRL I find Doch to be a generally pleasant young man his stupid stacked team just needed to stop winning, and now it has, and now we can begin to heal our relationship and I think I see some great things in our future 🙂 )

BCS PREVIEW

And so now we have the #1 seed Lakehurst Leviathans (14-4) vs. the #2 seed Island Beach Bears (12-4-2) for allll the marbles. Wheeler vs. Musgrove. India vs. Semien. etc. etc. you get the idea. For Shane, he’s seeking to fully complete the turnaround and enter an exclusive group of Backyard champeens. For myself, it’s the seeking of a FOURTH championship (absolutely nobody disputes this) but the first without my POC PIC. A victory for Shane invites added and unneeded scrutiny into the Commish’s EXTREMELY SUSPECT Nolan Arenado trade. A victory for myself invites the possibility I choose to “retire on top” (don’t worry I could also choose to “retire in shame” if I lose it’s an option either way). One thing is for certain and that’s this: Surely everyone will be watching this matchup closely, edge of their seats nail-biting type stuff, and surely this “blog post” won’t be chock full of errors and weird formatting issues despite being written on an iPhone, and surely I’m going to think of a nice way to wrap this thing up just in case it’s the last post I ev

Yay for content! It’s about time someone did it anyway. See above as I have updated the season long records to reflect, ya know, the actual season going on, NOT 2019. And since we didn’t have a pre-season power rankings you’ll have to just let me do what I do. Don’t like how I do it? Too freakin bad, do it yourself then. I’ll be doing them in reverse order because that’s how I do things.

#10 Toms River Swamp Rats

2021 Record: 1-4

League Leading: 3B (T-1st)

League Worst: Runs, HR, CG (only team without one)

Team MVP: Jack Flaherty (5 W, 4 QS, 3.15 ERA, 36 K (in 34.1 IP)

It’s a rebuilding year for the Swamp Rats and it shows in the record. There are signs of life after a week 3 win over the Topes, but being in the bottom half of just about every statistical category isn’t gonna do you any favors in these here rankings.

#9 Rojo’s Renegade Force

2021 Record: 1-4

League Leading: None

League Worst: 2B, K

Team MVP: Shohei Ohtani (24 R, 8 2B, 2 3B, 9 HR, 21 RBI, 6 SB, .322 OBP)

While the week 2 victory over Island Beach in and of itself was impressive, the other four weeks have not been as much, including an opening week shutout (12-0-2) to the Slugs. Ohtani is doing Ohtani things but the rest of the lineup, when it’s set, isn’t carrying it’s weight.

#8 Astoria Isotopes

2021 Record: 1-4

League Leading: HLD

League Worst: SV, W, SB

Team MVP: Nolan Arenado (6 HR, 23 RBI, .340 OBP)

The Topes are gonna need to beat more than the previous team to earn a higher spot in these rankings. They are in the top half of most offensive categories, so there could be some positive regression.

#7 Ocean Gate Fishing Club

2021 Record: 2-3

League Leading: 2B, SV

League Worst: None

Team MVP: Kris Bryant (13 2B, 9 HR, 22 RBI, 1 SB, .397 OBP

Bryant is having a huge year and Trout is Trout, but they can’t do it alone on offense. The team is middling overall with a bat in hand and while the pitching has been excellent, hitting counts just as much, which is why they land in this spot.

#6 East Coast Mambas

2021 Record: 3-2

League Leading: None

League Worst: 3B, RBI

Team MVP: Carlos Rodon (4 W, 3 QS, 1 CG, 0.69 ERA, 35 K (in 26 IP)

The top of the rotation has done well and kept them in most weeks, but the offense needs a boost, being in the bottom half of every category on the year. Both losses have been to 1-loss teams.

#5 Lacey Township Backdoor Sliderz

2021 Record: 2-3

League Leading: QS

League Worst: HLD

Team MVP: Ronald Acuna Jr. (29 R, 10 HR, 22 RBI, 5 SB, .409 OBP)

The defending champs have had an overall tough schedule so far and are doing okay on the year with the counting stats. Despite the losing record, you earn some respect until proven otherwise, but losses to team’s above them keep their rating where it is.

#4 Barnegat Banana Slugs

2021 Record: 4-1

League Leading: 3B (T-1st) CG, W (T-1st)

League Worst: OBP

Team MVP: Vlad Guerrero Jr (7 HR, 23 RBI, .447 OBP)

Despite a downright ugly OBP the offense has been humming along as is the pitching, which is no worse than 4th in any stat on the year. A loss to the next team keeps them here.

#3 Lakehurst Leviathans

2021 Record: 4-1

League Leading: Runs, RBI

League Worst: ERA, QS

Team MVP: J.D. Martinez (10 2B, 10 HR, 31 RBI, .427 OBP)

Yea, I know I’ll get some shit for putting MYSELF here, but with only one loss, argue against it. Top 4 in every offensive category and at least middling pitching rankings (except that ugly ass ERA) MAYBE THIS IS THE YEAR they actually EARN a playoff spot.

#2 Island Beach Bears

2021 Record: 3-2

League Leading: OBP (T-1st)

League Worst: None

Team MVP: Nick Castellanos (24 R, 8 2B, 9 HR, 22 RBI, .357 OBP)

Despite having a worse record than a couple of teams below it, the Bears are near the top in most categories and beating the #1 team will earn you some sway around here.

#1 River City Fightin’ Margs

2021 Record: 4-1

League Leading: HR, OBP (T-1st) W (T-1st) Ks, ERA

League Worst: None

Team MVP: Giancarlo Stanton (he’t not hurt!!) JUST KIDDING IT’S Corbin Burnes (2 W, 4 QS, 1.53 ERA, 49 K (in 29.1 IP) and STILL 0 BB

It was actually difficult to pick a team MVP here, which says a lot about why this team is ranked #1 right now. Top 5 at least in every pitching category and top 3 in almost all offensive ones make an easy case for this spot. A tough loss to a tough opponent and quality wins (except T haha) put the Margs firmly in the one spot for now.

Hello fellas.

As has been discussed ad nauseum to some degree during the off-season, it’s become clear that just about everyone is hungry for more. More prospects. More minor leaguers. So more we shall have. Sometime tomorrow, 1/20/21, I will add 3 minor league slots to everyone’s teams and place everyone on waivers, the same as last year.

That said, there has also been discussion that more is too much. It’s been a mixed bag so we will have a league wide vote (see, I care) about contracting the amount on bench spots we have in our roster. At present, there are 12 spots. So, sometime this weekend, we will vote on either keeping it the same, or cutting one or two reserves.

Also on the docket, it has been discussed about fiddling with the starting roster. It has been proposed that the 1B/3B spot and 2B/SS spot be condensed into one INF slot and a DH spot be added. I would like to wait until the NL rules on the DH rule for 2021 before voting. If they strike it down, perhaps an additional UTIL spot instead. Who knows? It’s something that does need to be discussed and will be, in time.

That’s all for now. Forgive the shitty editing and lack of fun images, but I had to do it on my cellular telephone or put doing this off YET AGAIN.